OK, first of all let me just thank the photographers of Rolling Stone magazine for providing us with this lovely image of this "boy", Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob Black in Summit Films sequel to Twilight, New Moon. And yes I did say "boy", this guy is a 1992 model ladies, so unless any of you are considering statutory rape....I think it is hands off. Amarite?????...........I not saying I didn't think about it, and I know that we are supposed to be gaga over Edward (Rob Pattinson), if we are Twi-fans that is.....but please keep your tongue in your mouth. Trouble focusing is fine, just no drooling, that is really immature.........and choking on cookies, which is what I did is probably not so good either.
Ok, back to the point of this blog, see how sidetracked that "boy" gets me! I went to see New Moon today with my sister and brother in law. We purposely decided to wait until today and purposely decided to see the matinee, in order to try and avoid the screaming teens and nay sayers. It didn't happen, which brings me to the point of this blog......you still with me?
Good, ...while attending the theater all normal and common theater manners should be assumed......but I was prepared for this enormous box office blow out to cause some uproar and some misbehavior...........
However!!!...........
* If you dont like Twilight, or haven't read the books, or are planning to go to the movie just to make an negative spectacle of yourself........please, do us all a favor and stay home, you can rent it on DVD and boo your own damn TV instead of my ear!
*Refrain from removing your shoes, especially if your feet stink...........once again, if you need to be that comfortable, just wait on the DVD. It is cheaper anyway!
*If you have already seen the movie and you feel the need to see it again, do not quote the film.............Forgive me, I am guilty of the first few lines, but that was Shakespeare, everybody knows Shakespeare. Or so one would think, seems though, that the dialogue of Edward and Bella have trumped Romeo and Juliet. Once again, if you want to say all the lines, either rent the DVD or host a play type version in you own living room!
*If you must cat call at the HAWTNESS of any of the characters, please do so in a manner that does not prevent your neighbor from hearing the next line. I mean if a guy is hot enough to make some of the guys in the theater gasp out loud, there has to be allowances, but use courtesy ppl! That's all I'm sayin!
And oh yeah, as far as the movie itself, I liked it but...............but I am going to refrain from saying why so that those of you who have not seen it yet wont be spoiled of a good time out with your family or friends. Good night!
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